Brie. Lady. Phoenix, AZ. Plays well with others. Crazy dancer (ballet & lyrical, that is). The Power of Pinesol enthusiast. Ice chewer. Texan. Kansan. Mary Gaitskill reader. Bathes with Frankincense & Mer soap. Taoist. Mixed feelings on life. Just when you think I’m the happiest bitch ever, posting colorful shit, BAM, you’ll see random black and white gifs of train wrecks. I blog whatever the fuck I fancy. Morbid, beautiful, artistic, sexy, erotic. Be prepared. I really like boobs. What makes me happy: boobies, books, brains..& green tea….& Nicki Minaj’s ass
INTO: Boys, foreign films, masochists, the power of Pinesol, ballet, using matches instead of lighters, trance/house, thrift stores, cats, erotica, big women, coffee, lifetime movies, sleazy elegance, cuddling naked, the name Brandon, Minnesota accents, lace, dry humor, wet humor, getting paint on my hands.MAKES ME HAPPY: Boobies, brains, books.. & green tea. and Nicki Minaj’s ass.
MAKES ME SAD: Animal cruelty, seal clubbing, incorrect grammar, dumb people, mean people, people who use the word ‘fat’.
HOBBIES: Ballet & Exotic dancing, roller derby, journalism, the excessive use of ‘lol’, deejaying, bookworming, album artwork, painting, mixed media art, poetry, photography.
VICES: Caffeine, cigarettes. Highly addictive personality and I’m wayyyy too sensitive.
